Post by Director of Island Activities on Apr 19, 2022 19:03:17 GMT -5
WRESTLE ISLAND (Kayfabe Version)
So, here’s the story…
Christopher J. Wrigley is not just a wrestling manager, he’s also a lawyer. In fact, he’s an incredible lawyer that knows a lot more about tax law than most other lawyers know about tax law. So, when Perry Wallace wanted to hide certain portions of his “portfolio” and “taxable income” from the federal government, Wrigley knew exactly what to do with the majority of that money -- hide that shit in the Caribbean Islands! Fast forward a couple of years after the end of 4CW’s run that still has a lot of people on the internet crying about and due to the changing tax laws that money has to be reinvested into the local communities or subject to harsh tax penalties
Thus, Christopher J. Wrigley has opened up Wrestle Island as a way to not only invest in the local communities but to sell some tickets and turn that saved money into real money. Plus, Wrigley gets to spend his time in the sand creeping on half-naked women.
WRESTLE ISLAND (Real Version)
This is going to be a regular old e-fed. We will run shows every month'ish (3 weeks?), hopefully avoiding any major holidays in the process, and require you the handler to submit RPs. Yes, this isn’t angled... however, after consideration there will be some angled matches allowed here and in fact might be entire events that are angled to give people a break from writing for every show. Otherwise, this is best RP wins each match. Maybe I should have started with that part.
Just complete misery for all involved, honestly.
Here’s some more stuff:
What’s this about the ERAs?
So, the idea is simply that for every 6-10 shows we will group those shows into an era. Not like the era for a baseball pitcher. Era as in the passage of time. And each era might have a bit of a different feel for it, for example the first era is going to be called the “CORONATION ERA” meaning that all the initial championships will be decided during this era and the first champions will have coronation ceremonies. The next era might be the “CHAOS ERA” or “NAUGHTY ERA” or something, I haven’t decided yet.
At the end of each era we will take a short break to recharge, allow people to switch characters around or what not and then push forward.
What about the RPs?
For each match you get to write 1 RP, with a maximum word count of a thousand words. You can over it a little bit, but if you blow past that 1K word mark and drop 10K words I’m not ing to read it and you’ll probably lose. If you forget to RP that’s fine, you’ll lose but I’m not going to make your character look bad -- I’ll honestly never make a character look bad, just doesn’t make for a good read. If you contact me here or on Twitter and explain what’s up, no problems. If you no-show twice without explanation, I’ll drop you from the roster.
What am I looking for in RPs?
Yes, they’re short. But, I’m looking for trash-talk, seriousness, comedy, creativity, character development and all the rest -- but bottom line is I want to be entertained. There aren’t any scorecards here, this is simply given two RPs who do I think did the best? Who pulled me through those 1K (or near 1K words) the best and entertained me in the process?
Feel free to shit-talk the whole time. Feel free to do a musical montage. Feel free to piss in the ocean. Just make it creative and entertaining and you’ll do great here.
Just remember, everyone’s going to lose. Nobody is going full "Goldberg” here. Eat a dick, Voidstar.
Can I do segments/in-rings for the shows?
Yes you can. Just PM or DM to me. Work with someone else too! Work with the person you’re fighting! All of that makes for a better show.
Also, let me know where the segment should .
Will those segments count for RPs?
No.
How can I get out of RPing?
If you and your opponent want to angle a match, you can avoid RPing. Just let me know the plan and if you want to make me really happy do a segment!
What aren’t you cool with?
Standard rules that we should all be familiar with. Keep everything in-character in RPs. No racism, homophobia or other edgelord type content -- rape, murder, etc -- will be allowed and you will be banished. Avoid being Sativa. We are still “on the hunt” for the person(s) who killed Burn. If OOC stuff breaks out on Twitter, I’m not getting involved. Work that out on your own or don’t, I don’t care.
The Twitter
The fed account @wrestle_island is used for fed news, line-ups and general hype. If you tag that account with a RP I will retweet that RP, if you tag that account to drop thot pics… I’ll probably retweet that too. Don’t tag that account for flame wars, tag @mrwrigleyesq for that stuff and send in the proper amount of nudes.
What else?
Not much, you.
Along with everything else, please feel free to DM/PM me and come up with ideas for matches, angles, feuds or whatever. I’m open to input, just like Johnny 5.
Applications
If you have an universal application just drop the link in the applications tab. If you don’t, there should be a general form there. The matches aren’t going to be more than a couple of paragraphs that highlight the key moves that make or break the match for the character, so there’s no big need for 50 move lists just spots and a general feeling of how your wrestler works in the ring.
So, here’s the story…
Christopher J. Wrigley is not just a wrestling manager, he’s also a lawyer. In fact, he’s an incredible lawyer that knows a lot more about tax law than most other lawyers know about tax law. So, when Perry Wallace wanted to hide certain portions of his “portfolio” and “taxable income” from the federal government, Wrigley knew exactly what to do with the majority of that money -- hide that shit in the Caribbean Islands! Fast forward a couple of years after the end of 4CW’s run that still has a lot of people on the internet crying about and due to the changing tax laws that money has to be reinvested into the local communities or subject to harsh tax penalties
Thus, Christopher J. Wrigley has opened up Wrestle Island as a way to not only invest in the local communities but to sell some tickets and turn that saved money into real money. Plus, Wrigley gets to spend his time in the sand creeping on half-naked women.
WRESTLE ISLAND (Real Version)
This is going to be a regular old e-fed. We will run shows every month'ish (3 weeks?), hopefully avoiding any major holidays in the process, and require you the handler to submit RPs. Yes, this isn’t angled... however, after consideration there will be some angled matches allowed here and in fact might be entire events that are angled to give people a break from writing for every show. Otherwise, this is best RP wins each match. Maybe I should have started with that part.
Just complete misery for all involved, honestly.
Here’s some more stuff:
What’s this about the ERAs?
So, the idea is simply that for every 6-10 shows we will group those shows into an era. Not like the era for a baseball pitcher. Era as in the passage of time. And each era might have a bit of a different feel for it, for example the first era is going to be called the “CORONATION ERA” meaning that all the initial championships will be decided during this era and the first champions will have coronation ceremonies. The next era might be the “CHAOS ERA” or “NAUGHTY ERA” or something, I haven’t decided yet.
At the end of each era we will take a short break to recharge, allow people to switch characters around or what not and then push forward.
What about the RPs?
For each match you get to write 1 RP, with a maximum word count of a thousand words. You can over it a little bit, but if you blow past that 1K word mark and drop 10K words I’m not ing to read it and you’ll probably lose. If you forget to RP that’s fine, you’ll lose but I’m not going to make your character look bad -- I’ll honestly never make a character look bad, just doesn’t make for a good read. If you contact me here or on Twitter and explain what’s up, no problems. If you no-show twice without explanation, I’ll drop you from the roster.
What am I looking for in RPs?
Yes, they’re short. But, I’m looking for trash-talk, seriousness, comedy, creativity, character development and all the rest -- but bottom line is I want to be entertained. There aren’t any scorecards here, this is simply given two RPs who do I think did the best? Who pulled me through those 1K (or near 1K words) the best and entertained me in the process?
Feel free to shit-talk the whole time. Feel free to do a musical montage. Feel free to piss in the ocean. Just make it creative and entertaining and you’ll do great here.
Just remember, everyone’s going to lose. Nobody is going full "Goldberg” here. Eat a dick, Voidstar.
Can I do segments/in-rings for the shows?
Yes you can. Just PM or DM to me. Work with someone else too! Work with the person you’re fighting! All of that makes for a better show.
Also, let me know where the segment should .
Will those segments count for RPs?
No.
How can I get out of RPing?
If you and your opponent want to angle a match, you can avoid RPing. Just let me know the plan and if you want to make me really happy do a segment!
What aren’t you cool with?
Standard rules that we should all be familiar with. Keep everything in-character in RPs. No racism, homophobia or other edgelord type content -- rape, murder, etc -- will be allowed and you will be banished. Avoid being Sativa. We are still “on the hunt” for the person(s) who killed Burn. If OOC stuff breaks out on Twitter, I’m not getting involved. Work that out on your own or don’t, I don’t care.
The Twitter
The fed account @wrestle_island is used for fed news, line-ups and general hype. If you tag that account with a RP I will retweet that RP, if you tag that account to drop thot pics… I’ll probably retweet that too. Don’t tag that account for flame wars, tag @mrwrigleyesq for that stuff and send in the proper amount of nudes.
What else?
Not much, you.
Along with everything else, please feel free to DM/PM me and come up with ideas for matches, angles, feuds or whatever. I’m open to input, just like Johnny 5.
Applications
If you have an universal application just drop the link in the applications tab. If you don’t, there should be a general form there. The matches aren’t going to be more than a couple of paragraphs that highlight the key moves that make or break the match for the character, so there’s no big need for 50 move lists just spots and a general feeling of how your wrestler works in the ring.